The inevitable clash

Mom: Why do you wear all these baggy, oversized clothes?
Me: Thats what everyone there wears.
Mom: Well most young boys here wear those tight, short tee's. And you will too from now on. No more loose clothes.
Me: Hell no.

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Dad: So how long has it been since you've gone to church?
Me: Errr, umm...
Dad: Well then your going this evening...

Sigh.

On another note, I added word verification to the comments. Being a lazy ass mofo myself, I didn't really want to do it, but recent comment spamming has forced me to do so. Apologies for making you type an extra word, but please keep the comments coming.